So you think you know English?
Chances are probably not as well as you think. I mean, I'm nowhere close to understanding English and I'm an English major. I'll blame it on high school, might as well throw out everything I learned about grammar during those years. Because once I got to this semester, and this class, I quickly found out there is a million and one ways to create a sentence.One of the joys of being an English Major who currently takes 18 credit hours, 15 of which are English classes, is that you never stop reading. Ever. At any given time, I'm reading at least three books. So I figured, why not kill two birds with one stone? As this class went on, it became easy to see these tropes, schemes, and motives laid out in front of me. Who knew there multiple benefits to taking Contemporary American Fiction? So all of these passages (with the exception of the song), are from something I've had to read for class. Homework within homework. It's probably the only multitasking I've ever done.
Spending all day analyzing books can get repetitive. I know what it says, I know what the words mean, but suddenly I was looking at how they said it. How the sentence was structured, were there any metaphors or tropes and now I can find tricolons in pretty much everything . This opens up entirely new ways of analyze a piece of writing, it gives you so much information to apply to the story or writer. Like the passage from Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix, I never would have thought about how Rowling has the owl enter the sentence before we even know there's an owl. How much the word whoosh gives to the sentence and how different it would be without it. It brings entirely new layers to a sentence I just read as an owl coming in the room. Now every sentence isn't like this, there is such a thing as a simple sentence, though I struggle to think of examples.
But, on the flip side, reading is easy but writing is hard. Trying to implement these styles and ideas into my own writing isn't easy. Even as I write this now, I'm criticizing my long sentences and limited word use. I'm not sure how to throw in a metaphor (if there was room for one). There's a few tricolons and an obnoxious use of commas but that's about it. Putting it into practice is easier said than done. In other words, I know how to use style, just still working on the actual writing with style part. So practicing writing with these techniques will certainly help me. Now I just need to make myself practice.
So do I know English? Not really. But after this semester, I've definitely learned there is much more out there than high school could ever teach me. It's also not as cut and paste as high school made it seem. There is so many ways to write something, so many options. And that you can actually start a sentence with the word "and"! I actually saw that in one of the books I read, The Road maybe? Amazing. In the end it's a matter of reading. You can find stylistic choices on your Chipotle bag, the buzzfeed article you're reading instead of working on this project, or the other homework you've been avoiding. There are so many options, and choices, and voices, and tropes. Polysyndeton, right there. Maybe I do know English!


